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White Crane

I woke up inside a horror game, delivered to White Crane Academy, sealed away behind mist and cloud. Every night brings a rule of death: look in a mirror and you die; open your eyes and you die. Corpse follows corpse, and everyone insists the killer is the nine-headed serpent demon. Only I know the truth: the poor slandered snake is curled up in my pocket, complaining that it is hungry. The live-chat viewers are frantic: Please, village girl — save the male lead!

green · 2026-09-30

SuspenseSupernaturalXianxia

01

Up on the mountain gathering herbs, I came upon a python constricting a white crane.

The white crane was drenched in blood.

The live chat fretted:

[The male lead is going to die! Someone save him!]

[Hey, that village girl watching the show — swing your sickle and help!]

[What can a village girl do? Better pray the heroine shows up fast.]

Village girl?

Were they talking about me?

I raised my hand and formed a spell seal. A bolt of heavenly thunder crashed down.

The white crane was struck charred on the outside, tender on the inside.

The live chat was stunned:

[You call that a village girl?]

[Holy — but she just struck the male lead!]

02

The python and the white crane were both stunned and turned to look at me in unison.

The python was shocked, as if unable to believe anyone would help wicked, evil it.

The white crane was even more shocked, as if unable to believe anyone would strike poor, pitiful it.

The live chat was dumbfounded:

[…Wait. The white crane is the male lead — our gentle, jade-like beautiful male lead!]

[What do we do now?]

[The heroine was supposed to save the male lead, and the two of them would stumble into a shy, spicy little romance. How does some walk-on extra nearly kill the male lead halfway through?]

[Well, that’s that. Male lead: deceased. Show: over.]

[You silly village girl — if you saved the male lead, he would give you his heart and soul and be yours, body and soul.]

[Save him and you’d rise like a rocket — whatever wind or rain you wanted, yours.]

[Even setting wealth aside…]

[Anyone with a scrap of sympathy would save that poor white crane.]

[That green snake is obviously a black-hearted villain. What is this village girl doing — aiding the evildoer?]

[Ugh. Water on the brain, that’s all…]

A clear breeze drifted past, and the leaves rustled.

Sickle in hand, cold-faced, I walked up to the white crane.

The crane trembled and let out a begging, piteous cry.

The live chat screamed:

[Aaaah —]

[What is she going to do? Kill the male lead?]

Under the chat’s horrified gaze, I pried open the white crane’s sharp beak and gave it one hard shake.

Clatter —

An emerald, lustrous inner core dropped out.

I held it by the neck:

“Taking without asking makes you a thief. Don’t steal other people’s things anymore, all right?”

Then I picked up the dark core and tossed it to the green snake:

“Here, it’s yours. Spare its life, won’t you?”

The green snake hissed, swallowed the dark core, and dragged its tail away.

It looked back three times in ten steps, as if it could hardly bear to leave.

As for the white crane, it dropped its pitiful expression, glared at me with a bitter cry, then flapped into the air and flew off.

But before it had flown two meters — splash.

It fell into the river.

The live chat had opinions:

[Who knew the male lead was gentle and refined on the surface but a black-bellied schemer underneath!]

[No wonder he leveled up so fast — he stole the green snake’s inner core.]

[But he is still the male lead! Don’t let him drown in there!]

[Little village girl, save him! He’s the child of fate! Save him and you two can… uh… command the wind and the rain!]

Why should I save him?

I’m not the heroine. I’m just a walk-on extra here to collect my paycheck. (frowning, hands spread .jpg)

Besides…

He was faking.

Hidden among his white feathers was a water-repelling pill. He wasn’t drowning at all.

Sure enough, once I had walked far enough away, the white crane flapped and scrambled out of the river, staring hatefully in the direction I had gone.

— I know all this because I have a senior brother who loves tinkering with odd talismans. He gave me two tiny Far-Seeing Talismans; stick one anywhere, and you can see whatever happens there.

Just now I had stuck one on the back of the white crane’s head.

He’s the male lead, after all!

A little surveillance never hurts.

03

My name is Li Ke’ai, a twenty-first-century little Taoist.

After I was pulled into the horror game Soulbreak at White Jade Capital, I became the daughter of the Prince of Yongning’s household and received an admission letter from White Crane Academy on Azure Cloud Mountain.

It was the foremost academy of the Great Xia dynasty.

It admitted only ten students a year.

The capital was the kind of place where you could toss a brick at random and knock out some prince or nobleman’s son.

The Minister of Revenue alone had seven young masters and one daughter.

Yet the famous White Crane Academy enrolled a mere ten students a year!

Princes and nobles cracked their skulls fighting to get in and still couldn’t!

Our Prince of Yongning’s household was different: we received three admission letters at once — one each for my brother Huangfu Xu, my sister Huangfu Ling, and me.

They read —

White Crane Academy sincerely invites your esteemed presence.

Those words were visible to anyone.

But very soon, dark-crimson blood characters seeped through the elegant invitation, visible only to the three of us…

Extreme escape is about to begin.

Father Wang and Mother Consort cheerfully packed our bags and booted each of us onto the carriage, one foot per child.

Today was our second day at the academy.

Early this morning I went up the mountain to gather herbs for Master Wang, who had been struck by snake venom — the old gentleman had gone to the outhouse before dawn and been bitten three times; his left leg had turned purple-black, so the students scattered up the mountain to find Paris herb.

Thanks to our efforts, the master’s little life was saved.

How fortunate, how fortunate indeed.

04

Coming to White Crane Academy felt less like coming to study than starting a death countdown.

Mist hung heavy here, thick with ghostly miasma.

From the masters to the students of the previous two cohorts, everyone had bruised-black eyes and floating, unsteady steps, wearing the face of the walking dead.

Whenever night fell, something strange was bound to happen.

For instance…

Right now, something was licking the sole of my foot.

It was wet, slick, soft, and ice-cold, a little like an octopus tentacle and a little like a living person’s tongue… gooseflesh rose all over me.

But I must not open my eyes!

A quarter hour earlier, a ghostly chuckle had echoed through the academy:

If anyone opens their eyes, they will die.

Last night we had heard the same laughter.

But last night it had said:

If anyone looks in a mirror, they will die.

The daughter of the Magistrate of the Capital did not believe in evil.

She was devoted to beauty and spent ages before bed daubing and patting her rows of jars and pots.

Her favorite line was:

“This is Snow Blossom Cream from Jade Face Studio — five taels of gold for one little box. So expensive.”

She daubed away at her mirror for ages and nothing happened.

The students relaxed at once, agreeing that someone was playing ghost to frighten them.

Young Master Su Wenyuan, son of the Minister of Revenue, sneered:

“If I catch that fellow, I’ll teach him a thing or two!”

But this morning he was dead.

A bronze mirror was still clasped in his arms.

When we found him, his face was twisted, his eyes bulging with terror, as if he had seen something beyond horror and been scared to death alive.

The students were terrified and all demanded to return to the capital at once, to leave this place.

But a thick fog rose over the mountain, and everyone wandered in circles, ghost-walled, only to wind up back where they started.

There was no escape — but surrendering to fate was not an option either.

Gathered around Su Wenyuan’s body, everyone reached a deduction —

“If anyone looks in a mirror, they die” did not mean everyone.

It meant someone among us, or certain someones.

As long as you did nothing to break the rule, you could scrape by alive.

Master Wang, deathly pale, eyes bloodshot, screamed like a madman:

“It’s the Nine-Headed Serpent!!!”

“It must be that serpent demon, come back!!”

“It’s him!!! It must be him —”

Right. Backstory delivered.

Time to talk about the thing licking my foot… It has already left my foot, burrowed into my bedding, and is gliding up along my thigh, wet and slippery… wuwuwu…

I’m so scared.

Just when I could no longer stop myself from leaping up and running, a bewitching, lingering young man’s voice sounded at my ear:

“Mean. I’m being this sweet and coaxing with you, and you won’t even open your eyes to look at me.”

Eh?

Coaxing?

Then a cold, regal woman’s voice sneered:

“I told you this wouldn’t work. She won’t like us.”

Hmm?

There were two of them?

Then a milky, babyish little voice piped up:

“But we’re cute! Why wouldn’t she like us?”

Followed by a lively, optimistic girl’s voice:

“Exactly! Every one of us is gorgeous — plump or slim, whatever your taste, take your pick.”

“Liking us should be as simple as breathing!”

The regal voice sneered on:

“Then why is she pretending to sleep?”

“She’s clearly awake, isn’t she? I expect she’s silently praying for us to get lost!”

Ah, well…

I had no defense.

— because that really was exactly what I was thinking.

A low, husky male voice sighed:

“No one could ever like us!”

“Those despicable humans feel nothing for us but disgust and fear…”

Then an extraordinarily beautiful boy’s voice mocked itself in a tone utterly cold and withdrawn:

“Heh~”

“Yes. What were we even hoping for?”

“Let’s go.”

By the sound of it, I was surrounded by a crowd.

Yet all I could sense was the one slippery thing in my bedding.

The instant the boy said “Let’s go,” I snatched hold of it —

“Hey. Coming and going as you please.”

“Isn’t that a little rude?”

05

“Eh?!!”

They all cried out at once, surprise mixed with delight.

“Hey — are you octopuses?” I asked.

The little baby said milkily:

“No way! Who’d be one of those weird-shaped things!”

“We’re emerald green, like the tender leaves of willow trees in springtime. Fresh and cute.”

Quite the way with metaphors.

I smiled faintly:

“Understood.”

“You’re snakes — you’re the Nine-Headed Serpent. Right?”

This was the giant green python I had met in the woods by day.

After its inner core was stolen, it had shrunk into an ordinary green snake to conserve its strength, but its true body was a super-demon with nine heads.

So why had it come to me in the middle of the night?

To repay a debt?

Surely not to eat me?

The lively girl spoke first:

“How did you know that hateful white crane stole our inner core?”

I answered:

“I can read the aura of things.”

“After losing your core, the green qi above your head drooped like a withered willow.”

“While his whole head glowed green… wasn’t it obvious?”

Whoosh —

A slick snake tongue flicked across my cheek, as if rewarding my cleverness, making me shiver.

Then the bewitching, lingering young man’s voice pressed against my ear:

“You’re so smart!”

“And… you smell so lovely… I really want to coil around you and sleep.”

“When I take human form, I’ll be a gorgeous young master whose gender no one can quite tell — you’re sure to love me~”

Shlick —

By instinct I grabbed the bewitching snake’s head out of all nine and warned:

“…I-if you keep talking nonsense, I won’t be polite.”

Only to earn a syrupy little laugh:

“Scary words, weak heart.”

“So cute, so cute, so cute!”

I fought to stay composed, though a tiny tremor crept into my voice:

“What did you come to me for?”

The little baby said softly:

“We like you!”

“Right? Shuming — even you, who hate humans most, like her, don’t you?”

A long silence, with only the wind soughing.

So much time passed that I was nearly asleep.

The withdrawn boy suddenly said flatly:

“Mm.”

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: …Looks like I’ve been claimed.

06

The next morning, an uproar broke outside.

— Master Shangguan, who taught archery, was dead.

His body floated in Emerald Lake beside the drill ground. Both his eyeballs were gone, leaving only two bloody holes!

The scholars gathered along the bank, every face white as paper.

A-Ling took my arm and said in fright:

“Last night’s rule was ‘if anyone opens their eyes, they die.’ Master Shangguan couldn’t have broken it, could he?”

A-Xu nodded:

“He must have.”

“Last night I saw Master Shangguan practicing archery on the drill ground.”

“The rule must have sounded suddenly, leaving him no time to get back to his room… he could only feel his way back with his eyes shut and fell into the lake by accident.”

I continued:

“After falling in, he couldn’t tell direction without opening his eyes, so he couldn’t swim back to shore.”

“So he had no choice but to open his eyes…”

A-Ling clicked her tongue:

“…And then the monster gouged out his eyes.”

Master Wang screamed in his madness:

“This must be the Nine-Headed Serpent’s doing! It must be the Nine-Headed Serpent!!”

No.

The Nine-Headed Serpent had clearly been with me last night.

The little green snake in my pocket had been wrongfully accused.

It was furious. It shot out, head swinging, tongue flicking wildly, until I shoved it back into my pocket.

— Though shrunk to palm-size, its temper had not shrunk one bit.

If I hadn’t held it down, it would probably have taken several more bites out of Master Wang.

Ahem.

Last night I had asked it:

“Who bit Master Wang at the outhouse at the crack of dawn?”

The baby snake, the regal snake, and the bewitching snake had all volunteered cheerfully:

“Me, me, me!”

Like children begging for praise.

My face went dark: “…I give up.”

Convinced I was praising it, the baby snake grew even happier:

“Snakey here was the first to bite!”

“It’s not like he does anything but curse us and spread lies about us!”

07

In the Great Xia dynasty, humans and demons lived side by side.

There were more demons walking the world than wheat ears in the fields.

Master Wang taught Studies of the Demon Canon and knew all matters of ghosts and monsters.

He stated with complete certainty that the Nine-Headed Serpent was ravaging the academy and had killed many people.

Every teacher and student believed him — except me.

I stopped Master Wang:

“May I ask, Master — do you have evidence that the Nine-Headed Serpent did all this?”

He gave a cold huff:

“In all my decades of teaching, this is the first time I’ve met someone speaking up for a serpent demon.”

“Come with me.”

Huangfu Xu, Huangfu Ling, and I followed the master to the library pavilion.

Bluestone for steps, nanmu wood for shelves.

Ten thousand scrolls filled the pavilion, an ocean of books.

The air smelled of ink and the rue herb used to keep bookworms away.

Master Wang rummaged a while and, knowing exactly where to look, handed us a volume — Compendium of a Hundred Calamities, compiled by the great scholar of the previous generation, Old Master Zhou, who had passed away years before.

“The demons of this world are ranked one through nine.”

“The higher the rank, the greater the power.”

“A ninth-rank demon king is a presence that awes a whole region, ten thousand demons bowing in submission.”

“Above that lies the rank of Legend.”

“The Heavenly Dragon, the Phoenix, and the Nine-Tailed Fox are of Legend — equal to gods!”

“Gods? This old man has never seen one.”

“But a ninth-rank great demon I have fought! It was the most wicked, terrifying ninth-rank fiend under heaven…”

“The NINE-HEADED SERPENT!”

“Forty years ago, on a rainy night…”

Noon sunlight poured in, and Master Wang Mingcheng sat amid drifting golden dust.

His mind wandered far away, as if he had returned to that storm-lashed night forty years before.

08

Forty years ago, he had been a fifteen-year-old boy.

Carrying a book chest, he wandered the world with his teacher, Zhou Jingzhai, recording the demons, evils, ghosts, and spirits of the age.

That day they reached Azure Cloud Mountain.

The rain fell in sheets, and the gale nearly swept them away.

Fortunately, Headmaster Cen of White Crane Academy took pity and let them shelter there.

“In the middle of the night I heard chewing… crunch, crunch…”

“Curious, I took a lamp and went looking.”

“I felt my way along the covered walk to Master Cen’s window — the chewing was coming from inside…”

The boy Wang Mingcheng poked a small hole in the paper and saw Master Cen eating chicken feet.

He ate elegantly, sucking them carefully, gnawing every last scrap of meat perfectly clean.

It looked so very delicious.

The boy’s stomach rumbled.

Master Cen heard it, beckoned to him through the window, and invited him in to sit a while.

“Once inside, he invited me to eat with him — but strangely…”

“The lamplight was dim and yellow, and I could not see the chicken feet on the plate clearly, but the stench of blood was truly nauseating.”

“So I made excuses and refused.”

“Headmaster Cen was a kindly man. He only smiled and said, Let me tell you a story.”

Headmaster Cen told a story of the academy’s haunting.

In the story, a student of the academy went to the outhouse at night and met a serpent demon with nine heads.

The serpent demon seized the student and ate him completely clean.

“At that point the headmaster asked me, ‘Do you know how clean?’”

“I was already shaking like a winnowing sieve and stammered that I did not know…”

“He smiled, pointed at the chicken feet on the plate, and said, ‘Even the little fingers were sucked clean!’”

“CRACK —”

“Thunder crashed, and I saw his shadow thrown onto the wall — it had nine heads!”

“Wriggling, swaying — unspeakably hideous!”

Wang Mingcheng turned to run, but the headmaster seized his right arm.

Knowing he was doomed, the boy swung his sword, hacked off his own right arm, and charged out the door.

The serpent demon chased him relentlessly.

At the critical moment, his teacher Zhou Jingzhai appeared and saved the boy!

Master Zhou was not only a great scholar of the age, he was also versed in the Taoist and mystic arts.

He fought the monster and nearly died.

Mercifully, thunder raged through the rainy night, and a bolt struck down a giant tree, crushing and wounding the serpent demon!

The Nine-Headed Serpent dove into the lake and fled.

It was after that very night that Zhou Jingzhai recorded the Nine-Headed Serpent’s wickedness and horror in the Compendium of a Hundred Calamities.

“This old man has studied the Nine-Headed Serpent for twenty years and knows its nature inside and out.”

“It is a man-eating beast that doesn’t even spit out the bones!”

Master Wang drew his gaze back from the void and looked at us:

“Seeing is believing!”

“I saw it with my own eyes! It also took my right arm!”

Master Wang held out his “right arm.”

It was not a human arm.

It was a finely crafted arm of steel, a wonder forged for him by the artificers of White Jade Capital.

Seeing us stare, our expressions grave,

Master Wang consoled us:

“Don’t look so pitying. This old man has lived perfectly well with this arm over the years.”

A-Ling touched her nose, eyes shining:

“Who’s pitying you? I was staring because I was stunned!”

“That is so cool!”

A-Xu nodded in agreement:

“Indeed. Very ancient-style cyberpunk.”

A-Ling was a transmigrator; before crossing over she had been a female university student, and after crossing she had been bound to a female-rivalry system.

A-Xu was also a transmigrator; before crossing he had been a cold, aloof CEO, and after crossing he had been bound to a taboo-step-romance system.

Master Wang was utterly bewildered; he could not understand a word these two transmigrators said.

I turned his face toward me:

“Aww, Master!”

“Show us your signature skill!”

“Your arm can extend, can’t it?”

“Can it reach the book on that shelf two zhang away? I want the green-spined one!”

Master Wang’s brows and nose bunched into a knot, and he said gruffly:

“…Nonsense!”

Even as he scolded, he extended his arm and fetched the book for me.

The three of us gaped at each other, awed beyond words.

09

“It wasn’t us!”

When no one was around, the little green snake shot out of my pocket:

“We’re not that man-eating Headmaster Cen!”

I pressed it back:

“I believe you.”

“There must be some misunderstanding in all this.”

“Forty years ago, where were you? What were you doing?”

The little green snake tilted its head and thought for ages. The husky male voice answered first:

“Sleeping in our cave.”

Me: …???

The lively girl snake added:

“Forty years is nothing to a demon. It passes in a snap.”

“Sleeping a hundred years at a go is nothing unusual.”

“If that damned crane hadn’t stolen our inner core six months ago, we’d still be snoring in the cave right now.”

Uh. I see.

I asked again:

“Do you have any enemies, then?”

The regal snake sneered:

“I am the lord of a domain. Who would dare make an enemy of me!”

For the first time, the other eight heads were unanimous, agreeing together, each one smug.

Me: …Fine.

After all that questioning, progress: zero.

The academy’s teachers and students had begun gathering realgar grass, looking for a chance to exterminate the Nine-Headed Serpent.

Whenever the Nine-Headed Serpent came up, everyone gritted their teeth in hatred, wishing they could kill it on the spot.

Later it went further…

No one even had to say “Nine-Headed Serpent” — just the number nine, the word head, or the word snake was enough to make everyone’s eyes blaze and their teeth grind.

They wanted to devour snake flesh! Drink snake blood!

10

Just when everyone was up to their ears in plotting the serpent’s extermination, a new teacher arrived at the academy.

He gave his name as Bai Yutang.

He had come to teach archery.

The young man was barely past twenty. Dressed all in white, standing at the academy gate, he looked like a magnolia just beginning to bloom.

His features were handsome, his bearing gentle, and wherever his gaze passed, warmth seemed to spread.

Headmaster Zhu was puzzled:

“Do you have a letter of appointment, sir? I don’t recall…”

Bai Yutang smiled and cut in:

“I carry a letter of recommendation from the imperial house.”

With that, he held out a purple-and-gold letter.

Opened, it proved to be in the Crown Prince’s own hand.

Everyone said the heir of the Eastern Palace was wild and arrogant and rarely favored anyone; a man he recommended must be a talent one in ten thousand.

Even so…

An imperial command might weigh heavier than a mountain, but in the matter of hiring teachers, the headmaster held an absolute veto. If Headmaster Zhu did not agree, Bai Yutang would never cross the academy’s threshold.

Headmaster Zhu was kind-hearted:

“Young man, I advise you to go down the mountain at once.”

“You don’t know — these past days our academy has been far from peaceful.”

Bai Yutang put away his warm smile and put on a pitiful face:

“The Headmaster doesn’t know how thick the fog on Azure Cloud Mountain is.”

“Coming up the mountain I searched ages for the path, wandering in circles for three or five days before I found this place. I fear I’d never find my way down even if I wanted to.”

“If the Headmaster won’t take me in… I’ll have nowhere to sleep but the wilds.”

Headmaster Zhu believed him.

After all, none of us could find the path down the mountain either.

Afterward, the headmaster proposed testing his skill on the drill ground.

On the field, Bai Yutang loosed ten arrows at once — every one through the bull’s-eye!

Every teacher and student stared, stunned.

Headmaster Zhu clapped in admiration:

“Magnificent!”

“A divine archer one in ten thousand!”

“It so happens our Master Shangguan has met with misfortune. We shall hire you to take his place.”

The white-clad young man smiled serenely.

His gaze crossed the crowd and settled on me, his gentle eyes hiding a sharp edge.

Clearly, this fellow was the white crane I had struck with lightning the day before!

From the moment he appeared, the live chat had followed along:

[The male lead was supposed to be saved by the heroine, and the heroine still hasn’t shown up.]

[What’s the rush? The heroine is right here at the academy.]

[Huh? Look! The little village girl is a White Crane Academy student too!]

[Wow —]

[She really is pretty in student robes. Like a xianxia heroine.]

[Look, the one true heroine of this story has appeared! So dashing!]

[True, true — the way she cracks that whip is fierce as a tiger.]

Whip?

I looked at A-Ling, practicing martial arts beside me.

She was the heroine?

Guided by the chat, I learned they were watching a steamy novel called My Husband Is a Crane.

Early on, the heroine goes up the mountain to gather herbs and saves the crane male lead from the python constricting him.

She even smuggles the wounded male lead back to the academy and keeps him in her room.

The two fall for each other at top speed, and after that it’s stir-fry, stir-fry, nonstop stir-fry! Frying until the sky goes dark and they forget what the universe is.

Stir… fry?

I looked at A-Ling, seriously training:

“Pfft —”

A-Ling reeled in her whip:

“Laugh at my uncle!”

“I can’t beat you, but you’re not allowed to mock my diligence and effort!”

I waved my hands at once:

“Wouldn’t dream of it, wouldn’t dream of it.”

“Pfft —”

11

“What? You suspect the new Master Bai of the murders?”

Huangfu Ling was baffled. “Why?”

I said with perfect seriousness:

“He’s a demon, and his true form is a crane.”

“He’s also stolen things before. He has a record.”

Huangfu Xu set down his book:

“Even if he is a demon, we still need evidence.”

“Even if he did something bad before, it doesn’t mean he did this bad thing now.”

“You’re biased against him~”

A-Ling agreed:

“Brother Xu is right. Everything comes down to evidence!”

“Master Bai is gentle and handsome, and talking to him feels like basking in a spring breeze. It’s hard to believe he’s a villain.”

I stirred the tea leaves and said lightly:

“So you both agree that everything should come down to evidence?”

The two nodded together.

I asked again:

“Without evidence, one shouldn’t rush to judgment, right?”

They nodded together again.

I went on:

“Rushing to judgment and smearing someone inflicts deep wounds on body and mind, and burdens you with karmic debt too, right?”

They nodded together yet again.

I clapped my hands in delight:

“Wonderful!”

“You said it yourselves.”

“The way I see it, Master Wang’s claim that the Nine-Headed Serpent killed Master Shangguan and the Minister’s son is one side’s word.”

“No evidence — pure speculation.”

“Isn’t that unfair to the Nine-Headed Serpent too?”

A-Xu and A-Ling both froze:

“…Sneaky. So that’s where you were waiting for us.”

A-Ling’s pretty almond eyes blinked and blinked:

“I have to admit, you’ve convinced me.”

A-Xu nodded as well.

Seeing that no one was around,

I quickly shut the doors and windows and whispered:

“Let me introduce you to a new friend.”

Whoosh —

A glossy little green snake slipped out of my pocket.

Nine heads swayed back and forth, hiss, hiss.

A-Ling’s eyes went wide, and she swallowed a scream.

Thud —

A-Xu did not even manage a scream. His eyes rolled back and he fainted to the floor.

I pointed at the floor:

“What’s wrong with him?”

A-Ling shrugged helplessly:

“He’s afraid of snakes.”

“But this friend you brought… hmm… is certainly distinctive-looking.”

With my encouragement, A-Ling and A-Xu provisionally accepted the Nine-Headed Serpent.

12

Night fell.

Teachers and students all returned to their rooms; no one dared wander about. After all, no one wanted to die an unnatural death like Master Shangguan.

The instant midnight arrived, that ghostly chuckle echoed again:

If anyone walks, they will die.

So simple!

It was bedtime anyway. Who would be walking around?

I closed my eyes at ease.

But before I could fall asleep, a huge bang came from the east wing!

Male students lodged in the east wing, female students in the west.

Had another of the young noble masters met with trouble?

But I dared not move — after all, “if anyone walks, they die.”

The little green snake coiled by my pillow saw through my anxiety and volunteered sweetly:

“I’ll go and look for you.”

I stroked the baby snake’s head:

“Thank you.”

Rumble —

Thunder rolled along the horizon, and occasional lightning flickered; a storm seemed about to break.

I waited and waited.

My eyelids grew heavier, and I drifted toward sleep.

Just then, a faint rustle came from outside the door — was the Nine-Headed Serpent back?

I forced myself alert and caught a glimpse of a white corner of a robe.

Not the Nine-Headed Serpent!

I pretended to sleep deeply and watched the uninvited guest through half-closed eyes.

Lightning flashed, illuminating his handsome features.

Bai Yutang?

I knew he was no good!

The live chat clucked:

[Is the male lead transferring his affections?]

[Instead of going to the heroine, he’s sneaking around the walk-on extra’s room. What does he want?]

[Whoa~ He’s slipping something into her teapot!]

[Aaaah! How vile! I’m here for the smut too, but it’s supposed to be consensual, right?]

[No, no, you misunderstand — it’s not an aphrodisiac…]

[No way! He isn’t planning to eat her, is he?]

[A demon who drains a human’s vitality can raise its cultivation. This walk-on ruined his plans, so he’s using her to replenish his losses.]

Why, you —

I knew that white crane was no good!

“Thunder Seal — Wrath of the Storm!”

I raised my hand and formed the seal.

Rumble —

A bolt of heavenly thunder struck the sneaking white-crane young master head-on.

In an instant he was charred black as coal.

I leaped to my feet, pointed at the tip of his nose, and denounced him:

“Hmph! Caught red-handed!”

“Talk! Are you behind all the strange happenings at the academy? Did you kill the people who died?”

“Did you drain their vitality?”

“Did you come to my room in the middle of the night to eat me?”

Bai Yutang clung to a low table to stagger upright and said bitterly:

“Miss Li, when you wrong an innocent man, you truly don’t even blink.”

“No!!”

“Everything you’re saying — not a word of it is true!”

“The way I see it, it’s all the work of that evil snake you favor so much!”

I gave a cold huff:

“Still flinging mud at others?”

He was colder than me:

“Deceived, and even fighting its battles for it?”

I snatched the vial from his hand and shook it:

“What’s this?”

“Could it be that you’ve fallen hopelessly in love with me, I’ve scorned you, and in wounded pride you meant to drug me?”

His fair face flushed crimson at once:

“…I — I —”

“I certainly don’t like the look of you! But this is a laxative!”

I opened the vial and sniffed: it really did seem to be a laxative.

Had I wronged him?

Suddenly, a ghastly cry for help came from somewhere in the east wing — it sounded like Huo Xiao, son of the Marquis of Wu’an!

I had to go and see.

Since walking was forbidden, what about hopping?

13

Hop, hop, hop — I hopped my way to the east wing.

Clearly, everyone had the same idea — every master and student was hopping along like a flock of zombies inhaling moonlight, all the way to Huo Xiao’s door.

“It really is you! This time we’ve caught you red-handed!”

Master Wang panted, righteous indignation on his face.

A-Ling and A-Xu both looked at me, hesitating to speak.

An ominous premonition rose in my heart.

I pushed through the crowd and saw the scene in the room clearly.

— Huo Xiao lay in a pool of blood, his belly slit open and his entrails drawn out, the flesh gone from his legs down to the bone, his end unspeakably wretched. Curled beside his corpse, drenched in blood, was the Nine-Headed Serpent!

How could this be?

The Nine-Headed Serpent looked at me blankly:

“I-it isn’t what it looks like!”

I asked urgently:

“What exactly happened?”

Master Wang said bitterly:

“Seeing is believing!”

“Now that everyone has seen with their own eyes that the Nine-Headed Serpent did this evil, what more is there to ask?”

Headmaster Zhu nodded in agreement.

The crowd seethed:

“Master Wang is right! It really is the Nine-Headed Serpent at work!”

“Where’s the realgar wine? Pour it on it!”

“Fiend!! We will avenge the teachers and classmates who died at your hands!”

“What do we do? If we all attack together, can we kill it?”

“If I can stand against it in battle, what does death matter?”

“As the son of He Yan, Minister of Justice, I, He Tiaotiao, will gladly give my life to slay the fiend!”

“So will I! I am Xue Ying, son of Xue Yu, Chief Minister of the Court of Judicature — today, monster, you will pay with your life!”

“And me! Ouyang Yan, daughter of the Magistrate of the Capital!”

“We will avenge Master Shangguan and the others!”

The Nine-Headed Serpent was enraged.

It grew larger and larger, all nine heads sneering in unison:

“A rabble! The likes of you actually think yourselves fit to fight me?”

“Fine — let me eat every last one of you!”

“Pity — all of you together wouldn’t be enough to fill the gap between my teeth!”

It grew and grew, bursting through the building, vast as a mountain!

It grew and grew, coiling over Azure Cloud Mountain until the whole peak lay beneath its body!

The giant python laughed coldly, sound after sound, and the peaks trembled.

We were tiny, smaller than a single scale on its body.

The students screamed, their earlier courage long gone.

Only now did they realize they were facing a nightmare that had crawled up from some primordial abyss — boundless, unstoppable!

“Crane Lure —”

I raised my hand and formed the seal.

With a clear, ringing crane’s cry, a giant crane flew out of the void — my apostle, the crane spirit.

I rode the crane up into midair and looked straight into one enormous forest-green pupil.

“You didn’t kill these people. I believe you!”

“But if you kill anyone now, there will truly be no turning back.”

The bewitching, lingering young man’s voice said disdainfully:

“So what?”

“I’ve long hated the sight of these stupid humans. Why not slaughter them all?”

The lively girl’s voice cared for me:

“Don’t be afraid. We won’t kill you.”

I leaped off the crane’s back onto one of the giant snake heads and stroked it gently:

“Silly…”

“That isn’t what you really think, is it?”

“You want to play with humans, eat human food, make human friends — don’t you?”

“I know all of it —”

When you sleep, every one of your heads talks in its sleep.

Every head longs for the floating world, for the red dust of mortal life.

But humans fear you and loathe you.

So you could only say:

“Then I’ll hate you all back!”

The Nine-Headed Serpent’s enormous eyes blinked and blinked, and tears rolled down.

All nine heads choked with sobs together.

It shrank, and shrank, until it became a two-meter green python and fled in sorrow into the dense forest.

14

I wanted to chase after it.

A-Ling stopped me:

“Danger!”

Her eyes were full of concern:

“The Nine-Headed Serpent is a ninth-rank great demon after all. Be careful!”

A-Xu also stood in front of me, his gaze heavy:

“It says it didn’t kill them. Can that be trusted?”

“It has nine heads and nine temperaments. Could every one of them be friendly?”

“Have you seen a movie called Identity?”

“My guess is, the Nine-Headed Serpent has split personalities. What if one of those personalities is utterly evil and a master of disguise? What would you do then?”

I thought briefly:

“I believe it.”

“If I’m deceived, I’ll… beat it flat!”

With that, I pushed the two aside and ran into the dense forest.

Once, I might have been no match for the Nine-Headed Serpent.

But I had just subdued the Nine-Tailed Fox at the Palace of Yongning in White Jade Capital and sworn a pact with it, making it acknowledge me as its master.

The Nine-Tailed Fox was an ancient god — a Legend!

How could I lose to a ninth-rank great demon?

I simply did not want to fight.

I believed that fool of a Nine-Headed Serpent.

That great fool who, when wrongfully accused, could only run away crying!

15

Lightning split the sky and the rain poured.

I followed its aura in pursuit, tearing aside branches, splashing through mud, the torrential rain blinding me.

Ahead, the giant python howled and great trees toppled.

I dodged a banyan crashing toward me, wiped the rain from my eyes, and watched from afar the Nine-Headed Serpent thrashing and crying out in pain and sorrow amid the storm.

Nine feathered arrows were sunk in its body, blood pouring freely.

Who did this?

Was it Bai Yutang?

I ran to it and threw my arms around it.

Its giant tail caught my abdomen and slammed me hard against a tree.

“Don’t be afraid!!!”

“It’s me —”

Mad with something, it thrashed and howled, tearing through the forest.

I wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth and chased relentlessly.

Just as I was about to catch it again, I gathered my qi and leaped onto one of its heads — I remembered: this one was the milky baby snake.

I held it tight, stroked its head, and said gently:

“Don’t be afraid. It’s me.”

“It’s me~~~”

“What others think doesn’t matter. I like you, at least.”

“I like you super, super, super much!”

The baby snake made an “mm” sound, the ferocity in its pupils freezing over and misting with water.

It blinked blankly, then burst into loud wails.

The other eight heads looked over. Seeing that it was me, the pain, grief, grievance, anger, and ferocity in their eyes… slowly dissolved into nothing.

Some shed tears; some fell silent.

“What happened?”

“Who hurt you?”

The baby snake pursed its mouth, a trace of tears in its voice:

“I didn’t see clearly. A white shadow flashed by.”

I stroked its head and soothed:

“Hold on. I’ll pull the arrows out for you.”

It carried me into a cave to shelter from the rain.

I summoned a fire lantern and lit the pitch-black, damp cavern.

In the firelight I tore a strip from my skirt hem and bandaged the wounds of the little green snake, shrunk back to palm-size.

Huangfu Xu’s words had put me in mind of something:

“The books say the Nine-Headed Serpent has nine heads but only one soul.”

“Why have you split into nine souls?”

“Who is your true self?”

The nine heads mumbled and said nothing.

The regal snake said:

“I don’t remember.”

The other seven heads looked at each other and all said, “We don’t remember.”

Only the withdrawn, cold boy snake was silent.

“What about you?” I asked the boy snake. “How much do you remember?”

A long silence.

The boy snake’s indifferent, cold voice sounded:

“I vaguely remember a little.”

“Forty years ago, I was asleep, but an extraordinarily wonderful fragrance woke me…”

“Half-dazed, I wandered through the dense forest and found the source of the smell.”

“— A white-clad young man roasting a wild rabbit. It smelled incredible!”

“Humans are so skilled at cooking. I’d been wanting to try it for ages.”

“Backlit, the man in white gently invited me to taste…”

“I couldn’t wait.”

“But who could have known —”

“He was an extraordinarily powerful sorcerer. He had laid a formation all around; the roast rabbit was not only bait, he had drugged the meat too.”

“Half-conscious, I saw him staring at me with fanatic eyes…”

The man in white activated the formation, and ten thousand arrows flew at once.

The Nine-Headed Serpent was pinned in the array, struck by several arrows, and had its inner core cut out.

A serpent demon that had lost its core should have died for certain.

But it was a powerful ninth-rank great demon… in its agony it split off eight souls and condensed eight new inner cores.

No wonder the Nine-Headed Serpent kept cursing “despicable humans”…

Despicable indeed!

The boy snake stared at the arrow in my hand, its vertical pupils glinting:

“…The arrows that struck me that day were exactly like this one.”

Who was the man in white?

Having taken the serpent demon’s core, he had probably grown even more powerful.

The fletching was finest crane feather.

The arrowhead was engraved with one character: BAI — white.

“Hey — would you like some roast rabbit?”

I stroked the boy snake’s head and said with a smile:

“My cooking is pretty good~”

The boy snake turned its head away uncomfortably and slowly squeezed out: “Mm.”

The other eight heads scrambled forward:

“Pet me, pet me!”

“You petted him, so you have to pet me too!”

The baby snake said milkily:

“Pet everyone, pet everyone!”

“One pat for them — I want two.”

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: …Spoiled things!

16

Dawn came.

I caught two wild rabbits, plucked them, cleaned them, and built a campfire.

The flames greedily licked the meat, the fat sizzled, and an alluring charred fragrance burst out.

“Front leg for you, hind leg for you.”

“Head for you, belly for you…”

The nine heads chattered nine ways at once.

Some acted spoiled, some played proud.

Some were conquered by my cooking; some complained the piece I gave it was too small.

Help!

Nine heads, seven tongues and eight mouths — my brain buzzed until I nearly shut down.

I could not imagine how a family with nonuplets managed to raise them…

“Is it good?”

I asked the most withdrawn, most stubborn-mouthed boy snake.

He turned his head away and said coldly:

“Mm.”

Hah~ Proud too!

The baby snake made a fuss with an “ah,” then tilted its head and stared at the boy snake:

“Shuming, why are you crying?”

“I am NOT!!!”

The boy snake curled its head away from the other eight’s eyes.

Aww…

As if it could hide! (smiling, head tilted .jpg)

Full.

Time to answer my question.

“What exactly did you see in Huo Xiao’s room?”

The bewitching snake spoke first:

“When we arrived, Huo Xiao’s belly had already been slit open!”

The regal snake continued:

“A blurry white shadow was eating his legs — the bones were already showing.”

The lively girl snake took over:

“I heard chewing… Young Master Huo was in agony, screaming for help!”

The deep-voice snake went on:

“…I wanted to help, but it was so fast! Like an elusive wisp of shadow — it slipped away.”

The cold boy snake added:

“On the white shadow there was the aura of the man from forty years ago, and my aura too.”

“My inner core is still on him!”

The baby snake added:

“Before we got there… I-I think I heard Young Master Huo asking…”

“He asked, ‘How can it be you?’”

I asked:

“Before you entered the room, you heard Huo Xiao say ‘How can it be you’?”

The baby snake nodded frantically.

I smiled slightly:

“Good~”

“Tonight, we catch the turtle in the jar!”

17

Night fell.

At the stroke of midnight, that bewitching chuckle drifted over the academy again, right on schedule:

If anyone screams, they will die.

Playing ghost again!

In the Hall of Honoring Scholars, I gathered everyone together.

Laid out in the hall were the three dead — Master Shangguan, Su Wenyuan son of the Minister of Revenue, and Huo Xiao son of the Marquis of Wu’an.

Masters and students wore dark circles and yawned.

“Why gather us so late?”

I said:

“I know who the killer is.”

Xue Ying, the Court of Judicature minister’s son, looked unimpressed:

“We know too. Isn’t it the Nine-Headed Serpent~”

I shook my head:

“Not it.”

“The killer is among us.”

Bai Yutang’s eyes were leisurely as he chuckled:

“Oh? Who do you think it is?”

He stared at me unblinking, a cold light crossing his eyes.

I did not rush to answer, but began the story of forty years ago.

When I finished the tale of the serpent demon’s stolen core,

I looked at Master Wang:

“Forty years ago, you and Old Master Zhou wandered to Azure Cloud Mountain and lodged at White Crane Academy.”

“The one who took your arm was not the Nine-Headed Serpent, but the man who stole the demon core.”

“The reason the serpent’s shadow appeared on the wall… was that he had cultivated with the Nine-Headed Serpent’s core until he was neither man nor ghost.”

“Perhaps we ought to call him the Python Demon.”

A flicker of doubt crossed Master Wang’s eyes:

“A child making up clever little stories.”

“My teacher and I saw it with our own eyes: Master Cen transformed into the Nine-Headed Serpent.”

“Even if you don’t believe my account of the old days, you should believe what you saw with your own eyes.”

“Last night we all saw it — the Nine-Headed Serpent killed Huo Xiao!”

Headmaster Zhu agreed:

“Indeed. Seeing is believing!”

“Huo Xiao truly died at the Nine-Headed Serpent’s hands.”

I shook my head:

“Is what meets the eye necessarily true?”

“Behind what the eyes can see, something else may be hidden — we simply do not know it.”

Master Wang disagreed:

“If seeing isn’t believing, then what is?”

“Your made-up story?”

Xue Ying seemed to grow impatient and asked:

“What exactly are you trying to say? I’m sleepy and going back to bed.”

“I won’t scream anyway, so I’m sure to get through tonight safely.”

Ouyang Yan, the capital magistrate’s daughter, was curious:

“Didn’t you say you knew who the killer was?”

“Then tell us — who is it?”

I said:

“Naturally, the fiend who stole the serpent core.”

“A-Ling, show everyone the evidence.”

Huangfu Ling held up a silver bell and walked in a circle, displaying it to the crowd.

I continued:

“By day, A-Ling, A-Xu, and I walked all around Azure Cloud Mountain.”

“The fog was as thick as ever; we could not get down the mountain and circled back to the academy again and again.”

“Along the way we found many little bells… hidden extremely carefully.”

Ouyang Yan looked at the bell curiously:

“Why hide them?”

I answered:

“To lay a formation.”

“The reason we cannot get down the mountain is that Azure Cloud Mountain has been sealed in an array.”

“I’m terrible at formations, but even I can recognize the Thousand-Mechanics Fog-Lock Formation.”

“With it in place, we’ll be ghost-walled forever, unable to descend the mountain no matter what.”

Xue Ying asked:

“Who wants to trap us?”

“And why trap us?”

I smiled:

“Why, the monster has discovered a table of delicious dishes, of course.”

Xue Ying stared blankly:

“Delicious dishes?”

Huangfu Ling gave a cold huff and slanted him a glance:

“Yes! You!”

Thud.

Xue Ying collapsed onto the floor in fright.

I nodded:

“Correct.”

“We are the delicious dishes.”

18

Bai Yutang’s eyes were dark, a thread of mockery in them:

“Since you say the monster is among us — who is it, then?”

I smiled:

“A-Xu, you tell them.”

Huangfu Xu produced a crane-feather arrow:

“Last night, after the Nine-Headed Serpent fled, it had several arrows in its body.”

“This is the kind of arrow that wounded it.”

“According to it, the man who laid the formation and took its inner core forty years ago used identical arrows.”

Everyone crowded close.

I went on:

“On the arrowhead is engraved the character bai — white.”

At those words, everyone scrambled three meters away from Bai Yutang.

Some now believed me and burst into noisy discussion:

“I thought this suddenly-appearing Master Bai was strange from the start!”

“Exactly! We can’t even find our way down the mountain, yet he strolled up on his own.”

“The moment Master Shangguan died, he showed up — and he just happens to teach archery! When do coincidences ever pile up like that!”

“He must be the monster!”

“He ate Master Shangguan, then filled the vacancy himself and moved into the academy to eat us!”

“Wuwuwu, I’m so scared.”

“So then all those rules in the middle of the night were fake? The rules saying this kills you and that kills you were just distractions to redirect our eyes? Really… he just eats whoever he wants?”

I took over:

“Correct. The rules were sleight of hand.”

“The monster eats whoever it wants.”

After I said that…

Everyone grew even more frightened. (wry smile .jpg)

Just when everyone was certain Bai Yutang was the monster, he himself sauntered toward me:

“So the monster you’ve locked onto is me?”

I shook my head:

“Annoying as you are, I can’t wrong you.”

“The killer isn’t you.”

Bai Yutang froze, as if he had not expected me to say that.

His eyes rippled faintly, and he gave a soft laugh.

Everyone: “?????”

I was puzzled:

“When did I say the monster was him?”

“This arrow is engraved with bai, but it isn’t the bai in Bai Yutang — it’s…”

“The bai in Shangguan Baixue!”

Everyone:

“What???!!!”

“But Master Shangguan is dead!”

Was Master Shangguan really dead?

Hmph.

19

A-Ling, A-Xu, and I investigated the arrow pavilion and the drill ground and found that every single arrow was engraved with bai.

These arrows had always belonged to Shangguan Baixue.

Afterward we went to the library pavilion.

A-Xu had always loved reading; in the earlier Nine-Tailed Fox incident, his wide learning had been a great help.

He vaguely remembered seeing the name Cen Baixue in some register — Cen Baixue was the man-eating Headmaster Cen of forty years before.

Only after the name Cen Baixue became unusable did he change it to Shangguan Baixue.

After much searching, we did find the man on record.

“Cen Baixue, native of Yan Prefecture. Endowed with extraordinary talent, skilled at riding and archery. At the age of ten he comprehended the Mystic Grand Formation of the Supreme Pole, laying arrays by thought alone, completing a pattern with a wave of his hand. His Myriad-Phenomena Convergence Formation once trapped the eighth-rank great demon Qingluo within a square inch of ground. His magical implements: crane-feather arrows, fog-mist bells. Yet his present whereabouts are unknown, and only a legend remains in the rivers and lakes.”

I sighed softly:

“How could the world know that the genius formation master they admired had fallen to the demonic path?”

“And become a man-eating monster that doesn’t even blink!”

Sure enough…

The moment I laid the truth bare, a savage laugh rang out.

Shangguan Baixue’s corpse abruptly dissolved into a wisp of blue smoke.

In its place rose a giant python with a human head!

Its body was pitch black; on it sat a wicked human face, eyes long and narrow, vertical pupils like threads of gold, glinting with an unearthly light.

“Little girl — tonight I’ll eat you!”

Just as it lunged at me —

The Nine-Headed Serpent shot out of my pocket!

Demon met fiend, old hatreds joined to new, and they crashed into battle at once.

They fought out of the academy and into the dense forest.

Flames vomited forth, boulders split apart.

Serpent tails swept by, rivers hung upside down.

Two primordial powers tore at each other, and Azure Cloud Mountain shuddered, about to crumble.

We crawled out of the collapsed ruins of the academy, coughing in the dust.

Master Wang smiled bitterly and admitted his error:

“Hehe… what meets the eye is not necessarily true.”

“This old man has learned his lesson tonight!”

Xue Ying and the others were anxious:

“What do we do now?”

“The Nine-Headed Serpent seems innocent and young — how can it defeat the Python Demon’s cunning?”

“It’ll get hurt…”

I cracked my knuckles, brimming with confidence:

“Time for this girl to make her move!”

With that I formed a seal with both hands:

“Heart-Moon Fox —”

In an instant mountains crumbled and the wind and clouds changed color.

Out of a churning giant vortex charged a nine-tailed white fox tall as a mountain of jade!

A tuft of red fur marked its brow, and its nine long tails were sky-stirring crimson silks!

“Why have you summoned me?”

The Nine-Tails bowed its head and glanced down, arrogant and lazy, at me, tiny as an ant.

I smiled and pointed toward the dense forest:

“Go help the Nine-Headed Serpent!”

“As you command, my foolish master.”

The Nine-Tails charged out.

The battle ended in a blink.

20

Azure Cloud Mountain — the great fog had lifted.

I sat on the top branch of a towering old banyan watching the moon, and the Nine-Headed Serpent climbed the trunk toward me.

The boy snake mumbled:

“Last night the rain poured, and I was out of my mind with rage and hurt you…”

“Why didn’t you send the Nine-Tailed Fox to capture me, instead of chasing foolishly after me yourself the whole way?”

I said softly:

“You would have been scared, wouldn’t you?”

“What?” The boy snake did not understand.

I smiled and rubbed his head:

“Shuming, you were crying so bitterly then.”

“If a demon far stronger than you had suddenly lunged out and seized you by force,”

“you would have been terrified, wouldn’t you?”

“I didn’t want you to be afraid.”

The Nine-Headed Serpent went “oh” and turned its head away awkwardly, refusing to look at me.

“I… I…”

It stammered for ages without producing a single complete sentence.

The baby snake grew anxious:

“Aww! He wants to ask whether you’re willing to swear a pact with us!”

“Now that you have the Nine-Tails, are you going to look down on us!”

The bewitching snake was even more anxious:

“When I take human form I’m an impossibly gorgeous man whose gender no one can tell~”

“If you really don’t care for the others, just take me alone!!”

A moment later, he earned a thorough beating from the other heads.

The bright moon shone white; the clear night was free of dust.

At the summit of Azure Cloud Mountain, amid a formation blazing with golden light, the Nine-Headed Serpent bowed to the ground, nine heads swinging, beside themselves with joy.

It swore a blood oath with me and acknowledged me as its master.

“Master, Snakey wants roast wabbit!”

“Us too!”

“Roast wabbit! Roast wabbit!”

21

The truth came to light.

White Crane Academy, ruined in the battle, closed for repairs.

Bai Yutang sat alone by the lake, and a rustling sound came from behind him.

He said coldly, mockingly:

“Hmph~ What? You actually remembered to come say goodbye to me?”

No one answered.

He asked:

“I hear you’ve taken the Nine-Headed Serpent as an apostle?”

No one answered — only the furtive rustling.

He did not turn around, and went on:

“You already have a crane among your apostles, so you wouldn’t mind taking one more, would you?”

“But let’s be clear beforehand: I will not be a mount!”

“I am the son of an immortal of Penglai. Being someone’s mount would be humiliating.”

No one answered.

He grew a little desperate:

“…”

“Fine, fine. Being a mount — isn’t completely non-negotiable.”

Still no answer.

He turned. No one was there.

The rustling had only been wind through fallen leaves.

The white-clad young master stood frozen.

The live chat:

[Poor Little Bai! His eyes are so lonely…]

[Whose fault is it that he stole the Nine-Headed Serpent’s core and made a bad impression on Li Ke’ai.]

[Right — he had to make that bet with General Shi that he could seize a serpent demon’s core to use as a night pearl…]

[Now he’s reaping what he sowed!]

[The way he looks both pitiful and furious reminds me of a line…]

[What line?]

[I resent the bright moon hanging high, that alone refuses to shine on me.]

Bonus Chapter 2 — Preview

The great fog had scattered; the academy was in ruins.

The students were sent home.

On the road back to the capital, the wheels rolled on and on.

A-Ling, A-Xu, and I ate, drank, and made merry along the way, utterly carefree.

The system, which had kept out of trouble for ages, suddenly popped up:

[Host, please choose: A — Carry the carriage and run ten laps around Azure Cloud Mountain. B — Sing me a sweet little song.]

Obviously I chose B.

“Ahem.” I pinched my voice into a sweet register and sang —

Dream the gentlest of dreams,

filled with the world’s hurried travelers.

In the vast dim of time, among millions upon millions,

pause and listen to the voice of a heart.

Losing things all along the road, bearing witness all through a life,

no matter how many landscapes you see, may your eyes stay clear as at first —

and love still move you…

When I finished the song, lost in it, I discovered…

A-Ling and A-Xu were the color of wilted greens, their eyes unfocused.

It seemed my singing had drained away their sanity points.

The system too:

[Bzzz… bzzz…]

It seemed to have short-circuited.

Hmph~

My singing is just a tiny, tiny, tiny bit awful.

But you brought this on yourself, System! (cute shrug .jpg)

“Whose voice is like heavenly music?”

Suddenly!

The earth shook, and a low, husky, strange voice boomed out:

“Who? Who is it?”

“I must find her and make her my exclusive songstress!”

Hm?

Who?

Who’s gone deaf? (looking around .jpg)

(The End)